Richard Simmons Takes The Cake!

I am very excited to announce that I won my crown back! After not placing on the podium last year, everyone thought I was washed up, but I came back with a vegeance and won the gold medal for the fourth time in my corporate Halloween career! For 2009, I really wanted a costume that reflects my transformation from sloth to fitness guru, so who better to channel than Richard Simmons? As tacky as I looked, I was even tackier on stage, but that schtick was enough to win me first place. Woo hoo!